i really want to have sex with my brothers friend but I have a maybe bf

i’m getting laid tonight can i get an amennn

my boyfriend must feel bad for bumming me out today cause he’s taking me to dinner tomorrow night aw yaaa

hellosweetiex:

i just remembered the one time me and my friends met panic way back in 2008 and i kept calling ryan ross by his full name until he finally said ‘hey just ryan works too, you know.’ and i was like ‘ok george’ and brendon laughed and ryan smiled along and mumbled a ‘shut up’ to him and my friend was like ‘george ryan ross the THIRD do not use that tone’ and brendon just lost his shit

(via fa1loutboy)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via fa1loutboy)

my boyfriend can’t come get me so i’m just gonna make some popcorn and watch the notebook