omg my sisters almost ex boyfriend was high on xanax and broke into an animal hospital last october he took out the security camera with a hammer and whilst doing that it caught a blurry image of his face dear jesus along with the cast on his left hand he had at the time after punching a car window out anyway the entire case was expunged from his record after he saw the video and turned himself in the video is still on the interwebs

my dad just randomly texts me and says “wat u doin”

still up playin sims 3 at 2am

there’s nothing like snuggling up in bed with an app full of good weecest

am i the only person on the face of the earth that hates misha collins

COME ON UK YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCHES no wait i love u pls win PLS

i’m standing outside smoking literally shaking and freezing my ass off blahjhh

should i feel good about myself since a instagram famous kid liked my selfie i posted on here

oieur:

I relate to cher from clueless in the sense that I never know what to wear and I too want to get with 90s paul rudd

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